Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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