Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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