Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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