...so i touched it.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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