What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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