i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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