called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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