He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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