u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
