But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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