yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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