She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You can't motorboat a personality
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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