You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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