the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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