there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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