But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am midnight drunk by noon
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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