I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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