Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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