alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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