I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
40s are totally the cure
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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