So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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