She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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