69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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