I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
