actually, I'm a sock model
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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