She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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