sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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