Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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