god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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