Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize