I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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