Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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