sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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