4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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