Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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