I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
