If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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