is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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