Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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