I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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