It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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