He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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