Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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