She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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