Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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