So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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