Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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