You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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