Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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