Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I can't put those talents on a resume
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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