Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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