You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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