I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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