We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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