Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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