They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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